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chris1704:

fartgallery:

I bought almond milk tonight to try and it’s amazing and I love it. all these years I could have spent drinking almond milk, so much wasted time

The nut milk

and just like that it’s already ruined

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animericans:

i want serena williams to hit me full force in the face with a tennis racquet and kill me

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skellydun:

who needs people when dogs are always nice to u

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halfsollux:

am i even good at kissing this is a serious concern of mine

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fakepreme:
“ to: dr-oscar@uclahealth.net
subject: what the fuck
attachment: diseased_dick_3.png
”

fakepreme:

to: dr-oscar@uclahealth.net

subject: what the fuck

attachment: diseased_dick_3.png

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meanplastic:
“ Accurate scientific research
”

meanplastic:

Accurate scientific research

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angrybabysitter:

i appreciate when characters on tv speak their native or mother language with eachother and there are subtitles in english, rather than pretending that everybody in the world speaks accented fucking english

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